Me and my friend were talking about this person we know. And yes, we disliked this person so much, that we really couldn't help but spite him. Because seriously, he's asking for it. In the middle of the bashing session, this thing popped into my head. So yes. This is going to be full of inside jokes, so if you don't get it, I don't particularly care.]
THE ADVENTURES OF HERPES MAN
Once there was a man.
He was adored by many.
His name was Pimple Man.
At first, all was well. Pimple Man was a normal man, in a normal world.
But then something happened. Following the release of a magical printer, Pimple Man became famous. People loved him. He gained new friends, and people loved him more. Everything was going smoothly, until the inevitable happened.
Pimple Man started to change. From a normal, confident man, he turned into an overconfident man with a god complex.
And he started showing off his pimples.
Then one day, Pimple Man woke up, and he discovered that all the love from all the people had gone into his head and transformed his pimples into something else.
Herpes.
From then on he became known as Herpes Man.
[There you go. The first installment of Herpes Man. Now, this may seem a bit surreal, but I'm in no mood to explain now cause it's late at night and I can't think straight. So yeah. Until next time!!]
Once there was a man.
He was adored by many.
His name was Pimple Man.
At first, all was well. Pimple Man was a normal man, in a normal world.
But then something happened. Following the release of a magical printer, Pimple Man became famous. People loved him. He gained new friends, and people loved him more. Everything was going smoothly, until the inevitable happened.
Pimple Man started to change. From a normal, confident man, he turned into an overconfident man with a god complex.
And he started showing off his pimples.
Then one day, Pimple Man woke up, and he discovered that all the love from all the people had gone into his head and transformed his pimples into something else.
Herpes.
From then on he became known as Herpes Man.
[There you go. The first installment of Herpes Man. Now, this may seem a bit surreal, but I'm in no mood to explain now cause it's late at night and I can't think straight. So yeah. Until next time!!]
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