| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | M - Th 11p / 10c | |||
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The whole segment is pure genius. But here's one exchange I particularly like:
Brain-dead Woman: Everything's being taken away. This is happening literally overnight. This has been going on for a long time, but I've never seen it...
John Oliver: I mean, you said "literally overnight" and then "this has been going on for a long time". You have to pick one of those.
Brain-dead Woman: No, it can happen both ways...
John Oliver: No, it can't. I mean, that's not what the word "literally" implies...
[...]
John Oliver: Which is it? Is it "literally overnight" or has it been "going on for a long time"?
Brain-dead Woman: Both. Both.
John Oliver: No. I'm saying that that is grammatically impossible.
xD
A lot of dead people, because of... us. I mean, it would be nice for that to be acknowledged today.
- John Oliver
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