No, I Am Not Drunk, This is My Natural State of Being

Sometimes when I'm in the mood... Crazy things happen.

Behold:

[22:43:05] The_Crazy_Authoress says: Koalas are so adorable
[22:43:14] The_Crazy_Authoress says: but they can kill you if they so wish
[22:43:26] Lynx says: erm
[22:43:29] Lynx says: okay?
[22:43:31] The_Crazy_Authoress says: why? why would adorable beings possess the ability to kill like that?
[22:43:39] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and baby leopards
[22:43:41] The_Crazy_Authoress says: they're so cute
[22:43:54] The_Crazy_Authoress says: but they can kill too
[22:43:58] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and the platypus!
[22:44:03] The_Crazy_Authoress says: by god, the platypus
[22:44:17] Lynx says: :D
[22:44:18] The_Crazy_Authoress says: it's like Mother Nature had one too many bourbons that day
[22:44:26] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and made something out of the spare parts in the garage
[22:44:34] The_Crazy_Authoress says: "hehe this is made out of spare parts, but it can still kill you!!"
[22:44:54] The_Crazy_Authoress says: pan over to something truly ferocious; the tyrannosaurus rex
[22:44:59] The_Crazy_Authoress says: oh wait? herbivore? got it.
[22:45:15] The_Crazy_Authoress says: it's just so messed up
[22:45:24] The_Crazy_Authoress says: /end random rant
[22:46:24] Lynx says: You amuse me.
[22:47:45] The_Crazy_Authoress says: thank you xD
[22:47:54] The_Crazy_Authoress says: I've been weird all day today
[22:48:20] The_Crazy_Authoress says: I suspect it's Eddie Izzard
[22:49:52] The_Crazy_Authoress says: imagine you were a fish
[22:50:04] Lynx says: okay.
[22:50:08] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and you've successfuly adapted to both wet and dry seasons
[22:50:18] The_Crazy_Authoress says: when it's wet, you swim normally, when it's dry, you can walk on land
[22:50:26] Lynx says: okay.
[22:50:27] The_Crazy_Authoress says: so you think, you're doing pretty well
[22:51:10] The_Crazy_Authoress says: one day you're swimming along as usual, then there comes a random electric shock and you pass out
[22:51:27] The_Crazy_Authoress says: then when you wake up, there's a thing poking out of your back that you can't remove, and it hurts when you try to get it out
[22:51:37] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and there's a large gash on your belly with a wire poking out of it
[22:51:44] Ashley Scripter says: I think maybe I should go back and figure out how this conversation started before I try to understand it from here
[22:51:46] The_Crazy_Authoress says: on a scale of 1-10, how violated would you feel?
[22:51:52] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and yes, that would be a good idea
[22:52:15] Lynx says: Wait what.
[22:52:27] Lynx says: I was following you until the gash on the belly
[22:53:09] The_Crazy_Authoress says: well, if you were that fish, how violated would you feel?
[22:53:37] Lynx says: 10.
But explain?
[22:53:44] The_Crazy_Authoress says: I'm watching a documentary on snakeheads
[22:53:52] The_Crazy_Authoress says: or "fishzilla", as the narrator insists
[22:54:25] The_Crazy_Authoress says: this could be the story behind all those alleged alien abductions, you know
[22:54:51] The_Crazy_Authoress says: maybe us humans are just a part of some huge celestial pond or something
[22:55:12] Lynx says: oooh don't get philosophical on me
[22:55:12] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and they capture some of us in order to tag us and monitor how our kind is progressing
[22:55:25] The_Crazy_Authoress says: don't derail my thought process now xD
[22:55:50] The_Crazy_Authoress says: maybe the fish are met with the same kind of skepticism underwater
[22:55:58] Lynx says: Alright, but don't think I'm going to encourage it, either
[22:56:02] The_Crazy_Authoress says: "No, I swear it's true!! Some giant cut me open and put this thing on me!!"
[22:56:13] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and the other fish are like "noooo you lie. you're crazy man! that's crazy talk!"
[22:56:24] The_Crazy_Authoress says: but of course the fish isn't lying
[22:56:37] The_Crazy_Authoress says: he has however, totally misinterpreted the motives behind the tagging
[22:56:53] The_Crazy_Authoress says: think there's some kind of doomsday organization among fishes?
[22:57:21] The_Crazy_Authoress says: or maybe some fishes regularly swim near riverbanks, holding signs "Welcome humans"
[22:57:26] The_Crazy_Authoress says: and then they get caught
[22:57:59] Lynx says: :P
[22:58:02] The_Crazy_Authoress says: hehe fish press conferences, the fish president giving another impassionate speech in the fish white house
[22:58:38] The_Crazy_Authoress says: I honestly don't know what's up with my head today
[22:58:47] The_Crazy_Authoress says: I do know that i'm posting this in my blog
[22:59:17] Lynx says: :D

I would've gone on forever, but hey. xD

Skype can only contain so much craziness...

Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively.
- Voltaire