Oh, My Poor Heart: Part Deux

My mother is awesome.

I asked her to buy me some iced coffee, pictured here in my favorite flavors:

(Aww, no available pics of the newly released Choco one and the Cappucino Lite D:)

As you can see, the packaging is passably tiny and cute. There's about one cup of coffee in each.

Well, mother took the liberty of buying me this:

*cue choir of angels singing Handel's Hallelujah*

Look! It's nearly as big as my head!!

*switch soundtrack to Beethoven's Symphony #9, 4th movement (Ode to Joy)*

This is gonna be brilliant!!

And just to highlight my obsession, here be more than a couple of quotes:

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
- Jonathan Swift

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
- Jessi Lane Adams

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
- David Letterman

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
- Stephanie Piro

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.
- Dave Barry