The Dangers of Sexy Hair

I wanted to do this today. Oh, how I wanted to...



What I wouldn't give to have been able to do that!

FRIGGIN SEXY HAIR!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

You've turned me into an addict
You're the object of my obsession;
My unhealthy, unrequited love affair
You've turned me into an addict

- 'My Human Meth', The Crazy Authoress