Mock The Authoress

Yesterday, I watched this year's BAFTA.

Fun. Me mum and I played the "identify the celebs" game. I think I won.

So yeah... It was loads of fun. Until Jonathan Ross came back to introduce someone...

Really, I think the "rock and roll star" bit should've tipped me off at once.

Mick Jagger walked onstage. I screamed.

WHY does fate mock me so??

I've been trying to avoid him and his band for AGES now. But the whole world seems to have conspired against me. Rolling Stones songs thrown at me everytime I press Shuffle on me iPod, Rolling Stones references on House, on The Daily Show, on Mythbusters - EVERYWHERE!

Why am I trying to avoid them? Well, I love them. Love them to pieces. But lately, listening to them has lead to a sensation of being stabbed. In the chest.

The mind reels...

Ah, yes, but as the philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want."
- Dr Gregory House